boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

bisexualbrucewayne:

i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

chickenfarmersan:

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

gothzenyatta:

I long to be one of those skyrim npcs that just hangs around a tavern 24/7 eating bread and starts clapping wildly whenever a bard whips out a drum

ohdangitsang:

I am taking as many of yall as i can down with me.

I hope that the soliels explain their telepathy by being polar opposites and thinking the opposite of what they’d normally think.

hostilemuppet:

barzum, thinking: god i would hate it if i stuck my hand in the blender

barzum, out loud: baizli dont stick your fucking hand in the blender

baizli: YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUN

remanedur:

teapotsahoy:

necro-om-nom-nomicon:

positive-memes:

Wholesome Programmer

The scariest thing about this is apparently Earth runs on Linux.

I mean, did you want it to run on Windows?

lesbianwaves:

finally some good fucking news

lj-writes:

fagpunk94:

memes–memes:

virtua92:

thats-tea:

Racist man throws punches at FedEx driver, driver punches back Kills him in One Punch. | That’s Tea

A white man was throwing racial slurs at a Black FedEx Driver. He started Punching the driver, the FedEx driver punched him back one time, killing the man with One Punch.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/nation/2018/11/21/man-hurled-racist-slurs-punch-fedex-driver-then-died-after-he-was-punched-back/

He wont be indicted for the racist scumbags death either! Win!

Magnuson’s death from the fall was precipitated by “extremely poor health,” a medical examiner concluded, and the punch itself was not fatal, Senior Deputy District Attorney Adam Gibbs wrote.

Warren was within his legal right to challenge Magnuson’s “racist vitriol,” Gibbs noted, and said that Warren’s decision to confront Magnuson — rather than ignore him — was not legally significant.

Please keep up this energy of racists dropping dead on my dash.