misscokebottleglasses:

angel-baez:

polarizeglow:

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

hatingongodot:

gokuma:

hatingongodot:

neilnevins:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”

“I’m…not doing that”

“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise