The striders fortnight dance but incorrectly, they try to get the dances perfect but they fail horribly. Dave tries to floss but just looks like a fish out of water, and dirks orange justice is just not in-sync and his hand movements are off. John *who has mastered most fortnight dances* finds it very funny to watch the boys fail.

notedchampagne:

VDCBSIBCUIDALSOBCBUIDASCSDAYUGHJ ANON WHO ARE YOU  

THATS THE MOST CANON THING IVE EVER HEARD i love you
also despite their bad dancing they still do it thrice a week and every time they dab rose threatens to yeet someone if they dont stop

spacetwinks:

turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass