honestly, none of the tumblr deities are human-like. i mean, we have a fish, a shower thoughts bot, a pink eldritch being and various beings of an intergalactical species whose blog’s only purpose is to respond to the shower bot. i mean, there’s this seth everman guy, but i don’t know much about him and i doubt that he’s human either.
so in 2010 i made a facebook event for my birthday party for this year, because i thought “haha wouldnt that be funny, 2018 is forever away!”. but now it is 2018, and my birthday is in 2 days.
people have been building the hype for the past 8 years
and now im stressed cause i gotta deliver, i had 8 years to make plans and i procrastinated to the last minute. time makes fools of us all
That christian missonary killed by the Sentinelese literally hoped he could convert them all to Jesus, all by himself, or that he might at least set them down on that path.
However unlikely that would have been, let’s call it what it is: an attempted one-man genocide of an entire culture. I have no sympathy for him or for the family that failed to teach him real right from real wrong.
a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”
this is him
op are there any updates on todd?
yes ! todd lives with us now and hes incredibly friendly and affectionate, here he is taking a nap on my bed
he also has a tendency to steal food, he slapped a slice of bread out of my hands and ran away to eat it recently
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