carrionthrash:

Tumblr users, for years: Hey we like using your website but can you please do something about all the vile content like the stuff that is straight up illegal

@Staff, for years: Sorry we don’t know how 😦 look I’m wearing my tie as a belt, we are designing webs site , no yelling!!!!

Apple: We aren’t going to have your app in our store anymore because the site is overrun with deplorable content to the point where 14 year olds needs to add “pedophiles don’t interact!!!” on their glitter slime gifsets

@Staff, immediately after being threatened with a hit to their ad revenue: *all stop doing coke in the bathroom for once and purge the site in a day*

shatterstag:

catbountry:

rubykgrant:

kool-aid-jammers:

acreamearedsweeper:

I’m “Look out Ted.”

“JUST FILL THE HOLE, HOLE FILLER”

the fudge is this

Never 4get the Ghost Stories English dub.

For those unaware, Ghost Stories was an anime that was so horrifically bad and generic that when it was planned to be released in English, the VA’s gave up on the script and everybody just decided fuck it, ab lib the entire thing.

It’s basically Cards Against Humanity in the style of an anime Abridged series, but 100% official.

raibells:

Regarding the recent Tumblr Purge

I’m sorry that so many of you are losing your blogs, but I’m sure you’ve noticed that you can no longer search “ns*fw” content, or at least anything tagged as such.

I would like to simply suggest possible names for this chapter in the website’s scrambled history.

  • Pornibition
  • No Nut Ever
  • Nsft (not safe for tumblr)
  • Abstinence on Main
  • Forbidden Apple (or at least BY Apple)
  • icup
  • D.A.B (Dont Abstain, Boys)
  • Mishacolypse (We’re due for another)
  • Y.E.E.T (Yes, Everyone Eats tAss)

Feel free to add more suggestions