miedriwesley:

dragonlords-lair:

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

unexplained-events:

This stone with impressions of snail shells on it gives it an alien like appearance.

floralmarsupial:

It’s Called Having Good Taste

etotheoneeyeowl:

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ollivander:

smuckledeedoo:

ollivander:

I’ve actually bought 2 sets of these and they’re pretty nice

turing-tested:

its here. its really bad. but more importantly, its free and released a couple hours before hiveswap. did i mention it was free? SBAHJ the GMAE is here and its free AND its ACT WON….its got ROMANCE. its got TRVIA. its got a half finished plotline. everything you could want and more!

game features such AS:

– 6 minutes of actual game play
– bad end
– obama
– things i forgot to fix but we can pretend theyre charming and meant to be that way

go download it here for windows and here for mac! and if you dont believe me, here are some TRUSTED beta test reviews

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rosejade matching halloween costumes except they purposely go as something Terrible to piss people off. they to go a party as like, peter and lois griffin and rose just stares dave dead in the eyes and whispers “petah…” and dave just fuckin Snaps and passes out cold and takes out a table. rose makes out with jade to celebrate. the paramedics are on their way and john is about to perform mouth to mouth. chaos. madness. rosejade peter griffin style

daily-rosey:

yes i know it’s several weeks after halloween dont @ me

the-golden-ghost:

Chara: Hey, Gaster, can I put my new OC in the Dark World?
Gaster: THAT DEPENDS. WHAT IS YOUR CHARACTER?
Chara: Okay, his name’s Knife Man and he’s a man with the power of a knife.
Gaster: NO.
Chara: Come on, why the hell not?
Gaster: THIS IS A SERIOUS TEST, DESIGNED TO GAUGE THE PLAYER’S ABILITY TO PERSIST AND OVERCOME IN A WORLD OF LIMITED VALUE. THIS IS NO PLACE FOR CHILDISH GAMES.
Chara: …Fine.

*ten minutes later*

Chara: Hey, Gaster! I made a different OC!
Gaster: INTERESTING. WHAT ARE HIS ATTRIBUTES?
Chara: Okay, his name’s Rouxls Kaard, and his job is to be the king’s bitch and spend all his time making people do stupid tests because he doesn’t have a life.
Gaster. I SEE.
Chara: And he hates childish things and is super condescending all the time.
Gaster: …
Chara: Also, he talks like he’s from five hundred years ago.
Gaster: …YOU’RE MOCKING ME, AREN’T YOU?
Chara: Oh, and his face is all drippy.

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aquacycle:

inspired by this post

flannel-fight:

ironoffline:

themadcapmathematician:

seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment™: when the Doctor explains to Donna that the Tardis is translating her words to Latin for their visit to Pompeii and her immediate thought is what would happen if she spoke actual Latin to someone so she goes up to some dude and says “Veni, Vidi, Vici” and he tells her he doesn’t speak Welsh

Every single episode with Donna was a seriously underrated Doctor Who Comedy Moment

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Having an extended conversation in Mime with the Doctor through a window while the Doctor is also on the other side of a window, while the villain who is in the room they are both looking into watches, flabbergasted.

“You just want to mate?!”

The doctor, on a segway, stonefaced. Donna, also on a segway, in a wedding dress, cracking the fuck up.

“I am Sparticus.” “And I am also Sparticus.”

The Doctor and Donna nervously approaching a stack of books which they are concerned may be alive, reaching out very slowly and carefully to poke them, and collectively shitting their pants as a loud voice goes off behind them.

The Harvey Wallbanger Detox Scene

Doctor Donna is the most under appreciated Dr Who character