i literally never skipped school before… imma try to do it tomorrow 😵
yall im actually shooken tf up right now. ok so i planned to skip school today and i was gonna do that by not actually getting on the bus. i walked to the bustop and kinda hid behind a bush 😭 i started walking back to my house throught the woods so nobody would see me and my mom was driving her car BY the woods and she saw me 😱 then she was like “you dont have to skip school just stay home. just ask next time” so she just drove me home and im sitting in my room wondering why i exist 😐
This loser can’t even skip school right LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m reading “How to Stop a School Shooting” because I found it on Kindle Unlimited and thought it was gonna be a nonfiction book about gun laws, but then I found out it was a fiction book about showing empathy to victims of abuse. I was like, hmm okay I GUESS, I’d hoped it was something different but it’s a short read so why not.
Then as I read I found out it was a fiction about FALLING IN LOVE with a school shooter and I was like, what the FUCK and I turned to the cover and there it was in small text: “How to Stop a School Shooting: A Love Story”
In the immortal words of historian Don Markstein: “[This is] an insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all.”
the next time you feel embarassed about enjoying something innocuous, remember that there are people who draw the beatles having sex and in that one specific shitty art style where everyone is blushing like they have the flu but its not the flu its just an ugly pasty british man in a bowl cut sucking off ringo starr. so you have nothing to be embarassed about
no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do
I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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