homestuckorbust:

ectoimp:

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet?
Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

duel the guardian of the piss alter

beetledrink:

are you REALLY a tumblr user if you don’t see a post on your dash filled with misinformation presented in a hostile manner like youre the idiot for not knowing these 100% bullshit lies at least once a day and have to physically restrain yourself from starting shit with the OP

anachronic-cobra:

egberts:

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

cursedcatimages:

biggitybangitybitch:

Die