pietriarchy:

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

snakegay:

snakegay:

i watched playthroughs of undertale back in the day but actually playing it now im just…hit really hard by how fucking bizarre it is that the fandom characterized sans as some sex god like…. hes just goofy and depressed

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the disconnect between erotic and stoic fanon sans, and the canon sans who stacks dozens of hotdogs on your head.. incredible

idionymon:

idionymon:

the british museum is such a thieves’ den that they know they can’t return anything because that would set a precedent and lead to the entire institution ceasing to exist

“the british museum” is the perfect name for it bc what could represent britain more accurately than a huge building full of stolen things