thechunchyslig:

candyredterezii:

howgayofme:

honeyproducer:

candyredterezii:

I think Mimes are probably more deadly than Clowns and heres why:

Mimes are silent. You can’t hear them creeping up upon you late in the night.

Clowns are constantly squeaking and honking and their big flappy fat feet flip flop on the ground loudly.

Mimes are some ancient Gods of some sort because they can conjure anything from thin air and its also invisible. How can you fight what you cant see.

What’re Clowns gonna do? Spray you with Seltzer water? Throw a pie in your face? Boo.

what are clowns gonna DO? eat you alive thats what. skin you. god im fucking terrified of clowns i couldnt even read this post ebcause i was shaking

has op ever been near clowns bc i tell you that youll be on one side of the cotton candy machine with the clown on the other and youll look at your phone for 2 damn seconds to update fucking candy crush saga and then SQUEAK from behind you theyre there theyre right behind you making a duck they didnt even have balloons the last time u looked what are u gonna fucking do

You guys are foolish.

A clown has no weapons besides the gags they have been given by whatever Elder God created them.

They are bound by a singular law – anything they do has to be for comedic effect. 

By the time the time they get a chance to kill you you could be GONE because everything they gotta do is take a fucking comedically long time. They have to set up a joke before they can strike. This is the Clown Law.

Mimes are god damn silent and have  the most dark and depressing face.

You can look in their eyes and they have nothing to fucking lose. Theres no life there.

Mimes are bound by no fucking law. 

You guys are looking into the mainstream too much and not realizing the bigger threat than Clowns.

Im not trying to say Clowns are not ENTIRELY  not a threat. Because they can be.

They can kill and have tried.

But the mimes are WORSE. More DEADLY. and the fact that no one has seen them comin in the first place just gives them more  of an advantage

IM TRYING TO WARN EVERYONE OF THE INCOMING DANGER.

Mimes are clowns who broke the clown law and became ultimately powerful, but were punished and had their voice taken away

chasekip:

Honestly love how much thought was put into each and every pokemons walking animation

From slower pokemon like Slowpoke getting left behind to Porygon glitching out as it hovers along they all look exactly how I imagined them as a kid.

Say what you want about the game as a whole but I think we can all agree that following pokemon is great and deserves to be in every game

cricketsqueak:

elemeno-pee:

mitochondriaandbunnies:

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ.

Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room.

Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

real life creepypasta