PTA archive

bloodsbane:

bloodsbane:

Hey yall, I’m offering some video game themed YCHs! They included ones for Deltarune, Wandersong, Hyper Light Drifter and Thumper, but those already got taken~ I have one for Slime Rancher and two for Undertale available still!

(the Greater Dog UT slot can be bought by one person, but I’d also suggest splitting the cost with a friend~)

If you’re interested in buying one of the slots, just send me a message! You can also read a slightly more detailed description of each on this google doc. Paypal only! Please only ask for a slot if you’re able to pay right off. Thanks!

Slime Rancher slot has been taken! Only the Undertale ones!! :0

themintyqueer:

ptomlins:

Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts?

Someone: Did the Internet tell you that?

Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.

Somewhere in the archives of that museum is a very terrified scientist

just-shower-thoughts:

Hitting someone’s back who is coughing is the human equivalent of smacking your electronics when they aren’t working properly.

rebel-next-door:

i-am-a-fish:

fucking hell how am i supposed to be hot for the grinch when the media drops this new man to gush over

You guys are going to hell

theshittyfoodblog:

Bell peppers in water with other assorted fruits and veggies.

patema-introverted:

tastefullyoffensive:

He’s also the goodest. (via Sikaloolala)

neoncomets:

neoncomets:

I basically just repeat the phrases “oh my god”, “holy shit”, and “hell yeah” and that’s the extent of my personality

that would explain my simple vocabulary and general buffoonery

daggers-irl:

knucklesandgyros:

mysteryseeker:

jedijenkins:

oblivionsongstress:

onion-souls:

spookyscaryskeletitties:

tarradash:

sparkylurkdragon:

cerastes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tropiyas:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

deffndum:

flawbehindsunshine:

Please watch Monster Factory

i was praying someone had a clip of just this part because it had me in actual tears

lnalovegd:

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning