People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that
But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13
Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13
Reverse cut-a-way.
Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard.
We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”
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this shitpost took me like six or seven hours total and I regret none of it. rotoscoping isn’t too hard….. until you need to rotoscope someone with a completely different body type. then it becomes “animating with close reference”
Rouxls Kaard works on so many levels as an absolutely perfect representation of a rules card the more I think about it
– His puzzles are easy to understand because rules cards are made to be easily understood, though the text can be a bit hard-to-read at times
– They have no function in most actual games, and are thus “The most useless card in a deck”
– If they DO get mixed in to a deck, they basically just cause a momentary annoyance when you’re like “Oops, this is the rules card. I’ll just put that aside and draw again” and move on with the game after a few seconds
– They’re ultimately mildly helpful, despite being basically functionless
– Especially good for children who wouldn’t have learned the rules yet
– The thing on his chest isn’t a marching band-like vest with a line of buttons, it’s a list of rules
You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?
Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.
You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year
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