bemusedlybespectacled:

me as a child: cutting coupons out of the newspaper and ads is boring, and waiting for my mom to pull out coupons in the checkout line takes so long, and only buying stuff on sale means not getting the cool stuff I want and I don’t like it and it’s boring

me as an adult, standing at the checkout counter at cvs, waiting for the stream of coupons to rush forth like a slot machine jackpot, knowing that because I stacked today’s coupons properly I have saved 63% on my total purchase, a complete bargain:

minerva-is-a-robot:

minerva-is-a-robot:

i think the basic difference between taz and cr is best illustrated by how they both handle zone of truth

in cr you have to tell the truth, but you can choose to not answer

in taz you are compelled to tell as many truths as you can get out, question-relevant or not

question: did you murder that stranger

critical role: i don’t know who that guy is (technically not a lie, since he’s a stranger)

the adventure zone: NOT ONLY DID I MURDER THAT MAN, I WENT INTO HIS CLOSET AND LICKED ALL HIS VESTS BECAUSE THEY WERE VERY STYLISH AND I NEEDED TO MAKE SURE NOBODY ELSE WOULD WANT THEM

abimee:

abimee:

the entire Dreemurr family is built like those gigantic Ikea teddy bears and it just makes for the best hugs everybody who denies this shall perish

near impossible to keep chara in the shot for their first family portrait cause theyre so small compared to their mastodon of a family