thechunchyslig:

glumshoe:

monster-rok:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

fam-hauser:

glumshoe:

fuck this hotel blanket in particular

What the fuck am I looking at

blanket from hell, texture made of evil

the satin edges are there as a cruel joke to really emphasize just how coarse and scratchy and weirdly dry the rest of the blanket is

Those blankets are fine if they aren’t old. You just don’t know how to properly use a blanket I guess

Yeah, I was under the impression that “using a blanket” involved putting it on a bed, sleeping under it, and occasionally coming into physical contact with it. After encountering many instances of this specific blanket, I have come to the conclusion that the proper way to use a blanket is to:

1.) put on thick rubber gloves to minimize contact with coarse fibers
2.) pick up blanket (carefully!!!)
3.) place blanket into wood chipper 

Honestly I think these particular blankets are woven from the utricating hairs of a tarantula.

I like how monster rok said “to fine if they’re not old. Guess you don’t know how to use a blanket”

Like bitch, how are those connected. Was glumshoe artificially aging them when they saw the blanket? Cause I know we’ve all been there

onlymollygibson:

roboticsappreciationsociety:

What if you intentionally put in one squeaky floorboard and tell your regulars that if they squeak it, their first drink costs 10% extra, then only new people who don’t know the rule will step on it and familiars will avoid it.

Did… did you just write an algorithm for human behavior? Because that is exactly what I would expect from a robot appreciation Tumblr.

thechunchyslig:

bogleech:

trans-snart:

the critics saying Tom Hardy is “over-acting” in Venom are just used to superhero movie protagonists being stoic and silent and don’t know what to do with an actor who actually makes his characters express emotions in healthy ways lmao

(mild spoilers ahead) When Eddie’s sad he looks miserable and teary and openly expresses why. He shrieks when he’s startled. He panics when he’s confused and worried. He silently screams when he’s angry and can’t do anything about it. He reacts to the events of the movie in a way that someone might actually respond.

Critics are just so used to machismo in their superhero movies that they don’t know what to do in the absence of it.

point being: Venom was fucking good and the critics are wrong

Never really watching other superhero movies, I totally thought Eddie was just emoting like a regular believable person and assumed that was standard in these movies.

Tom Hardy good actor man