Dude saw that wonderbread fetish and thought the shopping cart was the focus
Can’t you see? This man is a fetish antigen, his whole purpose to stop wonderbread guy’s fetish from ever happening. Can’t put the bread in the cart if this dude has melted all of them into a cube.
Aries: Dr. Wondertainment
Taurus: The Factory
Gemini: Chaos Insurgency
Cancer: The Serpent’s Hand
Leo: Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd.
Virgo: The Black Queen
Libra: The Church of the Broken God
Scorpio: Global Occult Coalition
Sagittarius: Alexylva University
Capricorn: Are We Cool Yet?
Aquarius: Manna Charitable Foundation
Pisces: Shark Punching Center
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imagine the kind of discourse that would go down on the Foundation intranet though. even better, imagine regular discourse finding its way in. imagine several O5s throwing down in the Overseer group chat about Pennywise the fucking clown
Senior staff trying to understand the difference between sex and gender because it actually matters to containing this shit.
several tabs open as they lean their heads on the desk and try to get all the terminology correct because a week ago they though sex = gender and gender = 2 things and now their Whole World is a lie
“So that’s why a statistically non-insignificant number of male researchers also die a little when they see Clef!”
“so that’s why there’s that one “female” researcher who gets on pretty well with Clef and doesn’t seem to get what the big deal is!”
Several staff, many of whom were only reading the intranet thread as a formality and have never even met Clef, coming to Important Realizations about themselves
Heartfelt self-care threads, grizzled old agents very confused and mildly critical of yet inexplicably drawn to said self-care threads, low-level researchers who have only ever worked at very boring sites confused by the urgency of said self-care threads
In the echo chamber, a few specific pieces of media become extremely popular – everybody who knows anything is extremely familiar with House MD, the Narnia books, golden-age Bollywood, and The Art of War, and listens primarily to folk metal and K-pop – but this media culture doesn’t correspond to any “nerd” or “normal” culture the outside world would recognize
tbh im kinda glad that a lot of the realistic pokemon in the detective pikachu trailer are high key teetering on the edge of uncanny valley because like.. these are fantasy creatures that sort of talk and shoot fucking electricity and vines and fire and psychic energy out their eyeballs, they SHOULD look weird and alien. psyduck is a pokemon defined by the fact that it is experiencing an unending headache that motherfucker better look like he has seen the rise and fall of civilization itself. mr mime is literally like three brain cells away from being straight up human the sight of one should make me uncomfortable.
basically what im saying is we have been spoon-fed woobified anime pokemon for too long. put the monster back in pocket monsters.
Night Flight from Mary and the Witch’s Flower- May 2018
I’m so proud of this piece because I put it together by ear, and it’s a song I’m really excited about.–You don’t hear dulcimers featured that often in music! Also, enjoy a cameo from my cat, Izumiko, in the background.
How am I supposed to think about my own beta kid headcanons when @floralmarsupial smashed it so hard??
Logan: I picked these shapes to represent the kid’s personalities and relationship with the reader/world around them. You can get a feel for these characters by silhouette alone, and now I’ll show you how—
Me: Jade is tall. Rose small. I love them
hfdsahfajk Meg I love you and whatever your hdcs are they are so fucking valid