rosexknight:

philosophy-and-coffee:

thecassinator:

ink7blot:

fmanime:

fmanime:

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child,
and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say
anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris,
I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want
you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m
so fucking crazy.”

Why did I read this in Roy’s voice?

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/timurmurtazin/179987313302/tumblr_ph7gltW0Mb1u2vrpw?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://timurmurtazin.tumblr.com/post/179987313302/audio_player_iframe/timurmurtazin/tumblr_ph7gltW0Mb1u2vrpw?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ftimurmurtazin%2F179987313302%2Ftumblr_ph7gltW0Mb1u2vrpw

goulashnikov-concern:

itstimewehavesomesoliddick:

itstimewehavesomesoliddick:

I lost a follower within 3 minutes after posting this

30 minutes after making this post:

“oi open the door cunt I just wanna talk”

@brbgensokyo

boccs:

patmandx:

edgyworthmiles:

escarlatafox:

In Turnabout Goodbyes you play as a lawyer who is defending a lawyer (who’s the son of a lawyer) who is accused of murdering a lawyer, and you are up against another lawyer (whose daughter is also a lawyer).

plot twist: the lawyer who you’re against murdered another lawyer (the lawyer father of the lawyer you’re defending)

to complicate matters, the lawyer you face previously adopted the lawyer you are defending. the opposing lawyer’s daugther would later come into the picture to avenge her lawyer father, after you had reveal him to previously murdering a lawyer (your client’s lawyer father, your opponent’s lawyer rival, and the biological father of his now adoptive son, who is a lawyer and your client; as well as the part of the reason your lawyer mentor became a lawyer, who had helped you on the path to becoming a lawyer). 

Did I mention the fact the lawyer you’re defending was the reason you became a lawyer? As as child he wanted to be a lawyer like his lawyer father, and acted as your lawyer in the first grade. But after his lawyer father got murderered by a lawyer, instead he became a lawyer, like his adoptive father/mentor.