Human fingers can detect nano-size
objects. This means you not only
have the ability to feel a tiny bump
the size of a large molecule, but if
your finger was the size of Earth,
you could determine the difference
between a house and a car. Source
And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape
cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car
i do not think it would be very fun to play video games with taako
but i do think he looks great with dark hair
[image description: three drawings of Taako, a skinny elf with brown freckled skin and dark brown hair. He has a gap between his two front teeth and in the first two drawings, his hair is chin-length. In the first drawing, he’s sitting on a couch, playing video games with an earbud headset on. He’s wearing a white tank top and dark shorts, and is grinning as he says, “Ha! You suck at this. Oh fuck off!!” In the next two drawings, he’s drawn from the shoulder up. In one, he’s smiling happily and in the other, his hair is in a long thick braid over his shoulder and he’s looking downwards a little glumly.]
Doesn’t dress too flashy, despite being the motherfucking King of Hyrule
Appreciates time of peace, seeing them as what any true warrior should strive for
Immediately PERSONALLY goes to aid Duke Onkled when Ganon was attacking, not sending a platoon of soldiers or Link or some shit
Despite being betrayed an sold out to Ganon by Duke Onkled, he sentances him to hard labor rather than death or imprisonment
10/10 monarch would vote for
but there’s more.
Doesn’t know what he’s going to have for dinner. This implies that he doesn’t place heavy emphasis on perfect service from his private kitchen staff, meaning that they tend to make whatever sounds pleasing. A lot of royal chefs would have been killed if this upset their ruler enough. This also implies that he is a just monarch to the rest of his people, though we can’t know for sure.
Takes the news of Koridai being under attack by Ganon with a grim face, pausing thoughtfully to consider the best strategies to protect his allies before having the wisdom to ask how his nation can help. This implies a great military leader. Sun-Tzu once said ”Every battle is won or lost before it’s ever fought.”, and The King of Hyrule’s careful moment of planning proves he knows this.
Is seen with a VERY full goblet in multiple scenes. The man is obviously quite free with his wine, and maybe even freer with his mirth and fortune.
The King is truly a king among kings.
Other things about Harkinian that we shouldn’t forget:
-He treats Link as a son, calling him “my boy” and including him in royal conversations. Harkinian doesn’t have to be so kindly to a peasent, but he respects Link’s courage.
-Has a sense of humor, even though Ganon had him and Link imprisioned, The King was able to laugh it off and celebrate with his daughter just moments after her victory.