in the last 3 friendsims the lower blood has gotten neglected with no effort put into their writing and it’s really sad efsuidjzkxn

hostilemuppet:

Nah, charun was good I think! Their route didn’t have a lot happen but it was still a good route! Marsti and fozzer were a little,,, lacking I guess but they were still good!!

the-slav-from-hell:

oyaria:

The Thot has no power over the simple, hard working man

ve1art:

whenever i see tokoyami, i always think he’s just wearing a mask

So. Marvus isn’t like absolutely evil he’s just so fuckign weird and???? Not fuckable at all??? This feels like even more of a letdown tbh because everyone would’ve gotten horny for him if he was a villain, but now no one can justifiably be horny for him because he’s like. So bad in ways other than being actually evil

hostilemuppet:

hes not even bad hes just? nothing makes sense. nothing he says means anything ever and also hes tainted bc of all the piss

THEY KILLED HIM??!?!?!!!!! THEY STRAIGHT UP BRUTALLY MURDERED HIM??!???

hostilemuppet:

thelostmoongazer:

sup bitches im here to reclaim my “unnessecary-angst-comics-of-the-most-comic-relief-characters-in-the-game” crown.

and a bonus cuz im weak:

pure-red-wine:

My fav3 horny gals

cacklebarnacle:

bunjywunjy:

undoherdamage:

carrotsforferrets:

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “…
the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca.
Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other
species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will
often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

jaunes-hoodie:

420bongkesha:

Why they dippin the baby like chicken tenders???

“Where’s the money Lebowski?”

“It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look”