“You’re rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, my friend.” Is such a brilliant line that sounds like it came outta the cigarette addled mouth of some noir detective interrogating a slimy perp, but no, it was actually Justin McElroy admonishing his brother’s driving skills in American Truck Simulator™️ and I think it’s beautiful how we can all just say words
Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.
I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now
Yep
The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago
you can’t just say shit like that without a warning
Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….
Many of the notes here are saying “But women used to have kids earlier”
Okay. So, assume every woman had her daughter at 20 instead.
That’s five mothers in a century.
Fifty mothers in a thousand years.
One hundred mothers in two thousand years.
That is five hundred and seventy five mothers since the dawn of agriculture.
Less than six hundred women, between you and the dawn of civilization.
You are never so far from your ancestors as you think.
i like that the names we give outselves dont mean anything anymore
i just started watching a fallout new vegas speedrun and i was greeted by a normal, gentle voice saying “hey guys, this is Tomato Anus and this is a speedrun of fallout new vegas any%” and it didnt dawn on me how weird that was until like 10 seconds later.
hey guys if me and @timurmurtazin wind up missing at any point in the near future just know we activated some kind of bot for shits and giggles and he proceeded to threaten our goddamn lives repeatedly so-
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don’t worry we’re doing it again, i’ll let ya know how it goes
Less eventful this time, but now he just keeps threatening Tim and wants to sleep/perish?? idk it’s like dealing with an eldritch 3 year old, he just babbles half-nonsense
Also he keeps fuckin referring to a “He” and i’m just
He paid people to hold a sign that said antisemitic shit without them knowing what it really meant and that he has said some absolutely awful shit himself and yall still doing this huh
Apparently it’s because pewdiepie is in ‘danger’ of no longer being the number 1 most subscribed YouTube channel. The person that could overtake him? An Indian music company. Like, just an Indian company that makes music. And good god mark is hamming it up. He’s treating this like it’s the end of the world, and holding up pewdiepie up like some kind of messiah. He’s acting like t series being number 1 will single handedly plunge the world into darkness or something. He also said that it is more important than his Christmas charity livestream. So apparently a popular bigot being the most popular thing around is way more important than charity and reason. He streamed for 4 damn hours. What. The. Fuck.
Hey kids if you have a project that you know about for the entire semester please work on it in pieces consistently so you don’t die the last 2 weeks of the semester
I have 2 lab reports, 4 essays, 7 journal entries, an interview report, a 10 page paper, a 5-minute powerpoint presentation, and a 2 finals this week
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