One of the strangest things about this society is that people don’t recognize sidewalks as utterly dystopian.
how much of the world has been removed my life by imprisoning me on the pavement, yknow?
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what the heck are y’all saying against sidewalks?
a well-trod path through grass will get worn down to a dirt path.
dirt paths become quagmires of mud when it rains.
stone paths, cobblestones, pavement, were developed to increase sturdiness and durability of walking paths.
My point is that a world which demands that everyone take the same narrow path to the same few destinations is a sorry place to live. My problem is not with the pavement itself, so much as the territories it deliniates.
then don’t use sidewalks afldkdkskdkdjdjdjdjdjd
[[anti-civ voice]]: wow it’s so dystopian that we’re imprisoned on the sidewalk, and will be immediately shot on sight if we walk on unpaved ground
every so often i start wanting to die a lot so i have to remind my body that isn’t actually a thing it wants to do by ingesting copious amounts of caffiene and then proceeding to lay face down on the floor for a few hours as i vibrate
my body: want deatg
me, ingesting 8 cups of coffee: you sure about that
Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months
He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape
“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”
“I’m…not doing that”
“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”
This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise
Concept: a robot character who’s just, like, hilariously nonchalant about physical peril because their “body” is a teleoperated drone and their mind is safely ensconced in a basement server room several miles away.
(Well, most of the time. Their usual body is disposable 3D-printed crap. They have a “good” body they bring out for special occasions, and they’re much more cautious when using that one – not in the “pain hurts” way, but in the “I’m wearing a really expensive pair of shoes” way.)
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