netflix has the sun and moon anime alongside the indigo league episodes and watching them back to back is interesting in comparing how the show has changed over time, mainly in that the newer seasons have some good stuff but i kinda miss the edge the classic episodes had where everyone was trying to kill ash all the time
alolan anime: great to see you ash! let’s have a fun fair battle!
kanto anime: ash you stupid motherfucker if you so much as look at me funny i will gut you like a fish
I know Venom’s all about being the big guns for external threats–bad guys, wounds, falls that would leave Eddie a pancake, etc–but I would love to see how he deals with internal menaces (other than him)
Common cold: -causes Eddie to produce an entire sneeze-
Venom: I will raze every single-shit-celled one of you assholes
Tapeworm fresh out of a cheap gas station sandwich: -exists-
Venom, tying it in 30 knots before melting it: Try me you legless bitch
Pollen: -sparks the first 0.0001% of an allergic reaction-
Venom, completely rewiring Eddie’s biological makeup from the neck up: THIS PLACE IS A GODDAMN MESS I CAN’T WORK LIKE THIS
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