•You’re scrolling your social media. You think it’s been 10 minutes. You check your clock. Five days have passed.
•You open the fridge, wanting something. You forget what you wanted. You only want to eat what you forgot. You forgot the last time you ate.
•Your leg is constantly moving. It hasn’t stopped for a while. You’re tapping your fingers. They hurt. You don’t stop.
•You read several paragraphs. You understand nothing. You read it all again. You understand even less.
•Someone says something to you. You ask them to repeat it again. You still don’t hear it. You ask them to repeat it again. You still don’t hear it. You stop asking.
•Someone tells you to focus. You focus too hard. The glass cracks. You shift to the astral plane. You know every single fact about dolphins and are ready to fight the king for dominance.
•Someone tells you that if it was important, you would of remembered it. You don’t remember their name. Guess they aren’t important. You watch as they fade away.
•You need to get up. Your brain doesn’t know how. You need to get up. You need to get up. You need to get up. You’re screaming and crying now. Your brain still doesn’t process it. You don’t get up.
•You look through your things. You can’t find what you need. What do you need? Someone tells you to organize. You try to do that. The mess gets worse. What do you need?
•You have many tabs open. 24 on wikipedia. 15 on youtube. 7 on social media. 6 on spotify. 4 on pandora. You think of a thing. You open another tab. After 5 seconds, you think of a thing. You open another tab. You open another tab. You open another tab. What are on half of these?
•You take out your phone, and. stare blankly at it for 20 minutes. You get on tumblr, and close tumblr to do something else. You open tumblr back up.
•You start a project. You start doing it. You start another project. You start doing it. You start another project. You start doing it. You never finish the projects.
i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck
her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass
spent about an hour cruising through that glitch town on google street view last night. usually street view glitches are fleeting, isolated things, but this one goes for miles and miles! and the data is from 2007!
why is bob ross… monetized. like can anybody seriously give me an explanation for why target carries like four bob ross products now
rat guzzler, after several minutes of staring at this message you’ve dredged up the Bob Ross Chia Pet from deep within the recesses of my memory, but like, i think the question i was trying to ask is who owns bob ross now
imagine a crocodile with horse-like legs… unstoppable… i would love to ride one o’ those into battle
are you..high
….carry on
Fun fact these ‘crocodile cousins’ with ‘horse-like legs’ existed and was known as a ‘sabre-toothed cat in armour’ due to it’s speed out of water and long fangs. There was the ‘DogCroc’ ( Araripesuchus wegeneri) and ‘BoarCroc’ (Kaprosuchus). The DogCroc (featured above) was only around the size of a small dog, with its skull easily fitting into the palm of someones hand. It lived during the Lower Cretaceous-Upper Cretaceous period;
*Comparison of a DogCroc’s skull to a Sarcosuchus skull. (Sarcosuchus is the largest known crocodile species and was large enough it could even prey upon a T-Rex and could weigh up to ten tonnes and be over forty feet long.)
However the BoarCroc (Kaprosuchus) was twenty-foot long and could gallop across land and preyed upon dinosaurs.
That’s a fucking dragon
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and here I was thinking of a crocodile with literal horse legs like some kind of fool
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