snakegay:

snakegay:

i watched playthroughs of undertale back in the day but actually playing it now im just…hit really hard by how fucking bizarre it is that the fandom characterized sans as some sex god like…. hes just goofy and depressed

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the disconnect between erotic and stoic fanon sans, and the canon sans who stacks dozens of hotdogs on your head.. incredible

idionymon:

idionymon:

the british museum is such a thieves’ den that they know they can’t return anything because that would set a precedent and lead to the entire institution ceasing to exist

“the british museum” is the perfect name for it bc what could represent britain more accurately than a huge building full of stolen things

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter: lmao imagine thinking the earth is round in 2018

tony: but

tony: you’ve been to space. youve seen the earth. you Know its round

peter, watched too many shane dawson conspiracy videos, staring blankly at the wall: thats what they want you to think

peter: shane just said that spider man could be a secret government project that distracts people from the real evil behind the scenes

tony: what a load of bullshit

peter: i dont know mr. stark, anythings possible

tony: what the FUCK does that even mean?? you are spiderman???

tony: im off to australia for a company meeting, see you in a couple days pete

peter: “company meeting” you mean illuminati meeting, everyone knows australia doesnt exist

tony: wh