i watched playthroughs of undertale back in the day but actually playing it now im just…hit really hard by how fucking bizarre it is that the fandom characterized sans as some sex god like…. hes just goofy and depressed
the disconnect between erotic and stoic fanon sans, and the canon sans who stacks dozens of hotdogs on your head.. incredible
the british museum is such a thieves’ den that they know they can’t return anything because that would set a precedent and lead to the entire institution ceasing to exist
“the british museum” is the perfect name for it bc what could represent britain more accurately than a huge building full of stolen things
ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails really use…….