shialablunt:

me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

silver-tongues-blog:

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vizmediaofficial:

Andrew Hussie answers all the questions. All of them.

See inside Homestuck, Book 3: Act 4: https://buff.ly/2Tda6yq

HOLY SHIT, there’s no way that’s actually Hussie.

Here’s an interview from 7 years ago to compare:

Unless his voice dropped hardcore and he suddenly started talking with a different inflection, that so isn’t his voice.

I want to believe Viz contacted him for an interview and he just got Ryan North to do it for him. I want to believe.

I’m deeply invested in this wild conspiracy now.

Theories I have thusfar:

1. This isn’t Andrew Hussie, Andrew Hussie just got one of his friends to do the audio for it as a goof

2. VIZ straight up got their own guy to pretend to be Hussie

3. This is Andrew Hussie, but Hussie is actually younger than he’s credited as being, which is why he sounded significantly younger in older interviews and sounds significantly older now

4. Viz accidentally booked one of the people running those obnoxious Hussie parody accounts. You know the ones.

5. This is an actual horse doing the interview in place of Andrew Hussie. Andrew Hussie horse.

bold of you to assume that hussie didnt send the hussiebot to do the work for him

quasi-normalcy:

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in-fucking-credible

“you have to pay us more now because we burnt your fucking house down”

step 1: adopt negligent and unsafe business practices
step 2: burn down california 
step 3: get sued by customers for burning down california
step 4: make the customers cover the costs of your lawsuits???????

step 5: go into the customers’ own homes and personally fuck their wives

Big Bill Hell’s Investor Owned Utility Company

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We certainly wouldn’t want a corporation to go under just because it ruined thousands of people’s lives

queer-cosette:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!” 

Tumblr’s new thing of not including the op’s url when something’s reblogged directly from the source is going to one day give me a heart attack