Tag: big mood


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zagreus:

doctorpepperofficial:

zagreus:

I LIKE THIS

Okay Dr. Pepper put your money where your mouth is and sponsor me for an audiobook deal

thatonequeerkid:

vandigo:

kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:

nappyhurrdontcare:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

garrettauthor:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

the reason Tumblr is my favorite social media is bc Im a story teller entertainer. I can’t post multi paragraph stories on instagram or twitter

And before anyone says anything let it be known that I’d rather be dead anywhere else than alive on reddit

*strums lute while flourishing dramatically above* This.

If tumblr dies I’ll just spend more time on Twitter.

You’ll never see me on reddit. If you tried to drag my corpse there, it would rise up and claw your eyes out.