shedoshebest:

skazuhira-miller:

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

Please don’t show either of these posts to Hideo Kojima

this is your daily unsettling reminder that the entire show of gravity falls began and concluded within the time span of just homestucks 6th act

I love your face.

ginseng-stripper:

Feel free to rip it off my skull and end my suffering xxx

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nwp52iJsu71uj4erfo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://timurmurtazin.tumblr.com/post/180173940677/audio_player_iframe/timurmurtazin/tumblr_nwp52iJsu71uj4erf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nwp52iJsu71uj4erfo1.mp3

glenjamin1616:

undertalegarbage:

The original Megalovania it plays when you square off against Dr. Andonuts

Keep in mind that this is from a rom hack made by Toby Fox, and it isn’t in any of the vanilla mother games

rolodextra:

methuss:

あっかんべー

themintyqueer:

ptomlins:

Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts?

Someone: Did the Internet tell you that?

Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.

Somewhere in the archives of that museum is a very terrified scientist

deffndum:

flawbehindsunshine:

Please watch Monster Factory

i was praying someone had a clip of just this part because it had me in actual tears

lnalovegd:

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

10inchflaccid:

neutraldankhotel:

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

sirartwork:

readableporn:

The near complete absence of people.

The both legs in the air move

Police sirens in the background

Crocs and socks

How he tries to balance himself on the lowers steps

This man has definitely fallen after or before this was shot.

Prime example of a man redefining what it means to dream.

sans undertale off his shitz