lightkrets312:

the pta has three writing moods between me, @timurmurtazin, and @impleiadic:

-i’m going to kill tim

-tim’s going to murder me

and finally

-imp murders both of us for our foolish plotting ways

Listen tops this is inaccurate for 2 reasons
1) I would rather allow the all-seeing void to strip me down to individual particulates than wear crocs with sandals again and 
2) Me holding a knife to your throat implies anything I do aside from a very few select occasions is in any way purposeful. A better analogy would be you stabbing me and me accidentally almost return braining you with a board im coincidentally holding over my shoulder comedy skit style