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no our breakup was NOT amicable 

so cthulu’s single?

back off bitch

This blog is really Kraken me up

You shouldn’t joke about Love. Craft better puns

this post is eld-rich with humor

You guys are totally goth-thick, aren’t you?

all these puns really crypt up on me

Y’all are really sacrificing your time for This?

R’lyeh guys? I’m kinda Dunwich these puns.

You gotta admit, there are some Deep Ones in there.

Cthulhu

Thank you for participating. 

Tbh you can do better than Cthulhu

Cthuwu

You are now banned from participating. 

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The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

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immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

Victim of Obama’s first drone strike: ‘I am the living example of what drones are’

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Qureshi remembered thinking to himself in his hospital bed during the
anxiety of his month-long blindness: “What did I do for which I was
punished so badly? What did my family do? Why did it happen to me?”

The available evidence suggests the strike was an error. Reporter
Daniel Klaidman’s book about Obama’s drone strikes, Kill or Capture,
claims that the first January 2009 strike had gone “terribly wrong”, with the targeted Taliban member never having been on the premises. A leaked Pakistani government document records “9 civilians
being killed in a drone strike on 23 January 2009, an apparent
reference to the one on Qureshi’s home; an unredacted version seen by
the Guardian names his village and his dead uncle.

“There are so many people like me in Waziristan that I know of who
were targeted and killed who had nothing to do with militancy or the
Taliban,” Qureshi said, “so many women who have been killed, children
who have been killed, but there is still no answer to this. Forget about
the answers, there is not even acknowledgement that we were killed.”

Yeah ummmmm can someone fact check this? Don’t have the energy for this and seems like it may be some of that Russian stuff

Jesus Fucking Christ shut up about Russians for 2 seconds and realize that America has left majority of this planet scarred with marks of bomb and littered with corpses with its Imperialism. Literally go read a  peer-reviewed history textbook that isn’t your high school textbook (which is 99% not peer-reviewed) on what we did with most of Latin America and Asia and continue to do all over Southwest Asia and North Africa to this day also realize how racist it sounds when we people of color talk about how America bombs us and you won’t shut up about McCarthyism 2.0: Electric Boogaloo instead of shutting the hell up about stuff that you are clearly not equipped to discuss

Victim of Obama’s first drone strike: ‘I am the living example of what drones are’

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/timurmurtazin/179943418472/tumblr_nvcwghvj7N1r518qo?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads – CONAN (26.02.2018)

This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney in anything other than a suit and my brain is having trouble processing it

He dresses like he wants Tan from Queer Eye to be proud of him tbh

he’s dressed like the rockin twink he would have been going down on 

please take a moment to appreciate the whole setup of this interview. there is so much RAW energy here i don’t even know what kind