jumpingjacktrash:

nentuaby:

moonlandingwasfaked:

tilthat:

TIL The South Pole experiences a 6-month period of darkness, during which scientists at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station have a tradition of watching The Thing, a movie about a humanoid alien who attacks an Arctic research outpost.

via reddit.com

that’s the last time and place i wanna be watching the thing

Oh, it’s not just during the long night.

It’s *immediately* after the last flight goes out and there’s no possibility of evac until spring.

antarctic researchers are hardcore

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

trashfirefallon:

validcriticism:

trashfirefallon:

validcriticism:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

trashfirefallon:

Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.

Update. I’m hammered.

Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.

Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am

Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???

Have you checked if you’re alive?

Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.

So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife?

im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet

This entire thread is a big ass mood

snakegay:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

snakegay:

there are EXCEEDINGLY powerful and chaotic energies in this image

if you look closely at this you can see that there are way more jpeg artifacts around the eyes and the timestamp which means that someone either photoshopped them in and let it get deep fried over the course of a dozen resaves or someone went in and manually sharpened those specific parts. who did this

fotoforensics confirms i’m right with this error level analysis

this image has been altered heavily and manually from its original form. but by whose hand?

not by human hands…….

sombysomby:

ankle-beez:

Steven universe is dead

notkatniss:

beto said fuck in his concession speech and msnbc had no delay. hashtag first lesbian president 2020

thechunchyslig:

thechunchyslig:

thechunchyslig:

11:45? More like Tungl time, am I right? @timurmurtazin

I didn’t write this

I legitimately don’t know what happened but I did not type that

thehellspawnhero:

oni-queen:

This is something out of anime.

Anime is real.

Do you find it annoying when people assume drugs fuel alot of your videos?

neilcicierega:

Yeah especially considering that

1. Drugs aren’t real
2. My videos are just digital information
6. Information is a liquid
1. The human body is 100% liquid
0. You are me

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

if you have a thing for the robocop from detroit you do NOT get to call yourself a robot fucker, wanting to peg some pasty uncanny valley nightmare twink with a mood ring on his forehead is entry-level AT BEST, and you dont qualify for a full membership until you AT LEAST admit that general grievous from star wars is actually pretty hot

do i sound fucking okay to you

pacificrim:

@neyhaz