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Well, not really, it’s fun regardless, but mystery is always nice to have

bazinga

this surprises no one

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aleph-null-47:

beeshirt:

¯_(ツ)_/¯

when you die and go to hell this is what the devil plays while kicking your ass

itsonlymarlon:

retroactivebakeries:

way to leave out the much more effective “fill your pockets with gunpowder and nails” method of being burned at the stake, Lutheran Handbook.

I like the idea that they’ll burn you but they’ll be like. “Ok, but let’s hear out her requests for kindling”

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I mean yeah but I would like to know if theres any payoff or if this one of the chucklefucks from one of the servers im on

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Well, I mean, it’s a basic numerical substitution cipher, it’s not rocket science

saltymommie:

andydwyeer:

andydwyeer:

Post Malone is on this episode of Ghost Adventures and Zak asked the spirit what it thought of Post and it called him “dirty” and “afraid” and I’m SCREAMING cause that’s exactly what I think anytime I see Post Malone.

in case some of yall didnt believe me

I just want to bring this back because post malone said he was cursed by a ghost after doing this episode

standard-dingo:

john-lancer-official:

elections will come and go all around the world but jeb memes will never die

jeb memes will never stop being funny and you can catch me in 2086 losing my shit over an image of jeb winning a landslide victory as the president of mars

turing-tested:

a recip;e

thos vitamin b energy pills broke open and powder released into blender. two

ice? I think

tei csrrots. don’t peel them just Toss them in there blender will peel themb

I found some frozen mango chunksnin my firdte and I was going to eat them but it took too long to defrost them

green milk tea powder you get at an Asian market becausebyou think oh this is cheap. I will drink it. but you don’t so you need to use it somehow

Steps

blend

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And you’re valid for it