Tag: charles snippy
Captain: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.
Snippy: Heck.
Captain: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Captain: oh no
Biomatrix: so about your soul I bought from you last month-
Snippy: no returns
Biomatrix: please. It’s making me sad.
Captain: hello my beautiful son just wondering did you eat my hummus as it seems to have disappeared and i was so looking forward to it
Snippy: maybe
Captain: fucker
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