-imp murders both of us for our foolish plotting ways
Listen tops this is inaccurate for 2 reasons 1) I would rather allow the all-seeing void to strip me down to individual particulates than wear crocs with sandals again and 2) Me holding a knife to your throat implies anything I do aside from a very few select occasions is in any way purposeful. A better analogy would be you stabbing me and me accidentally almost return braining you with a board im coincidentally holding over my shoulder comedy skit style