modern Good Omens au would be horrible because, what if Adam reads Homestuck and the very day the Them receive discs with a mysterious game called Sburb, like, all around meteorists start falling, everyone suddenly has a strife specibus and there’s a soundrack abroad all the time and everywhere and it slaps like hell
Oh my god, this would be the best/worst crossover. Adam is obviously a Lord of Light. He’s really fond of his consorts, though he does also run the inquisition on them.
Are Crowley and Aziraphale cherubs?
lord of Light? i think it’s more like Hope, with the believing in things at the power of 100 at the 1-10 scale
and i think he isn’t lord, either…. it’d be more fun for the Them to play together, and lord/muse classes i think only appear in a game of two. maid, maybe, cause he’s keen on protecting things he loves? or a heir, surrounded by and becoming hope?
wensleydale – mage of space, brian – prince of life(?), pepper – knight of time but i accept other hot takes
as for the a/c, crowley would be SUCH a cool cherub, if anything, but then i guess crowley and zira would have to be enemies and fight each other and also there would be not much possible romance happening so, nah….. maybe denizens? with the themes of the universal game of chess and inevitable war and stuff? somehow teaming up through timespace shenanigans like, for example, the Mayor and PM did:,,)
Ooh, Heir of Hope works for me too! He’s Heir-ish in a John way.
But I like Lord of Light because it’s a very Luciferish title! Plus, being the antichrist, he’s totally supposed to be playing a game of two (vs. Muse of something Jesus – there’s been a lot of Jesus classpect meta!). But Adam is like Yes But I Want My Friends With Me So
¯_(ツ)_/¯ and that’s how the Them get godtiered.
I like your classpects for the kids, especially Pepper. Are the corresponding 4 Riders all the same class?
Oh man, now I want Aziraphale and Crowley as Prospit/Derse carapacians? Mostly because Crowley would have sharp fangs and look adorable.
WHY IS THERE A 5 PART JESUS CLASSPECT META OPUS I’M LITERALLY DYING… but yeah, if he’s playing Sburb with Jesus, then they can share the Lord&Muse classpects! also the implications that JC and Adam would be ectobiological relatives/clones is so funny fsjdsjfdgs
thanks! and about horsepeople – surprisingly, no??? there are classes that, imho, fit them better than those of kids, and the riders wouldn’t have heroes of Space/Time (they are to devastate and destroy the universe, not rebuild and create)
War could be, dunno, Rogue (or Maid) of Rage (she is more passive class then Pepper, nudging rather than acting directly); Famine – Bard of Heart (or Mind? i remember him focusing on people with problems with self-image, and he could inspire desctruction of self through that); Pollution – Thief of Void would be cool (like, appearifying trash everywhere around him); and Death might be a Mage of Doom (that scene where he basically uhhhh knew everything in some Jeopardy game or something. also Doom and death, ye know)
CARAPACIANS……. that’s the word, yeah!! it really is super cute what the hell. bonus points if Crowley is a white figure, and he’s not evil evil, just annoyed at the whole chess game and ineffability (aka paradoxality of sburb(!)). he looks at the Skaia clouds and flips a finger at them regularly. at some point he sneaks into Adam’s Prospit room and puts a note saying DOG IS A GREAT NAME FOR A DOG on his forehead – cause he really wants to impact the game somehow. zira is a black piece, cause if there’s a carapacian who would hoard a thousand books, never selling them and sdkjfsdkjfhjsdk giving the players an epic weapon of fiery destruction, it would be a carapacian from Derse
#GOD DOESNT PLAY DICE WITH THE UNIVERSE BUT HIS SON PLAYS SBURB
Listen, sometimes life is just like that. 😀 And yes, they’re both definitely slime babies. The Star of Bethlehem was actually a meteor with a baby on it. Back in the future, Crowley digs out a blond baby from meteor wreckage and finds that it’s already Dirked itself a little nest and it’s resting.
I approve of these Rider classpects for many reasons, including the fact that Death and Sollux share a classpect. I mean, one’s a weird troll who makes morbid jokes, the other really likes bees.
You’re right, Crowley is on Prospit. He’s an optimist. He’s got a little garden that’s terrified of him, and a stylish hat. I love Adam waking up with a note on his forehead! Maybe it could be the kind of mentorship thing that some of the midnight crew had with the kids – like DD and Aradia, so not really a mentorship, just very slight attempted meddling.
Aziraphale WOULD choose to live on a badly-lit and dangerous moon where he can dispose of all the mobs that ever threaten to burn his books down. Crowley takes him on Prospit dates and then they feed consorts.
yelling… it fits and that’s the most terrible thing about this crossover. i wrote so much i’m gonna just hide it under the cut lmao
dude TEA
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