So. Marvus isn’t like absolutely evil he’s just so fuckign weird and???? Not fuckable at all??? This feels like even more of a letdown tbh because everyone would’ve gotten horny for him if he was a villain, but now no one can justifiably be horny for him because he’s like. So bad in ways other than being actually evil

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hes not even bad hes just? nothing makes sense. nothing he says means anything ever and also hes tainted bc of all the piss

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anyway its uh

its time for him now

technically kuprum doesnt “love” genocide its just being used as a battery is his kink

oh hes switchin up the emojis good for him

hes got a hover scooter.

galaxy brain

i hate this bc ive said the same things about ardata and now its coming out of zebruhs mouth about fuckboy number 2

LOOK AT ALL THESE CLOWNS!!!! i think my faves the two on the left, they look like good chill dudes

hes a marvus fanboy oh my god

mc spittin str8 fax

they cant draw a dude that buff then call him “lanky”

thats… something i guess??

DIRECT ACTION

game of the year

jesus christ??

“bulge rods”,,,

i am losing my mind

jesus fucking christ

THEY JUST RESKINNED MALLEKS LIMO OMFG THATS SO FUNNY

what a trooper

I JUST REALISED HE HAS NIPPLES

hey um. marvus.

marvus canonically has a huge dick

jesus h christ??

terezi ripoff smdh

i really like the way he censors fuck actually like whats the deal there

tagora would be proud

just like chixie!

he promod his merch and now were buddies

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im not even a lets player obviously but reading these just in my head makes me want to die a little bit and yall that aint playin the game should be thankful im sparin ya

Y’ALL READY FOR SOME TROLLS???

traceexcalibur:

Oh, I know you’re ready for some trolls. I mean damn. It’s been an entire two weeks, which is basically enough for a certified troll drought.

So without further ado…

Allow me to present our two trolls…

FOZZER AND okay hang on what the FUCK.

no. we’re not doing this again. especially not with THAT guy. give me a second.

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there!!! good as new

Okay. Ahem. Please enjoy FOZZER VELYES and MARVUS XOLOTO, who will both be starring in HIVESWAP FRIENDSIM: VOLUME FIFTEEN when it launches! Tomorrow afternoon (Fri Nov 09) is our projected release date. See you then!