pr0spit:

timaeus-gnostic:

jade in starwarsstuck lives on an abandoned planet, surrounded by a giant barrier after an experimental droid with lightspeed capabilities, B-3C (bec) went rogue and turned on the scientists there, killing all that could not ecape. A while after this, jade’s meteor crashed through (they were cloned and then discarded into space but the force kept them safe) and B-3C bonded with her for some reason. She spends a long time learning how to break the barriier and use an abandoned ship to escape with B-3C in tow

rose is the only kid who has been training under a proper jedi master this whole time but her mom is not only drunk most of the time but also extremely overprotective due to the 2 kids she mentored that she lost to the dark side a long time ago (jude and joey actually aren’t dead theyre helping lead the troll rebellion also the condesce n crew are the primary antagonists but mom thinks theyre dead) this all leads to rose turning to the dark side for like all of 5 minutes until she finds out that hic had her mom killed so she wouldnt be tempted to return to the light. this has the opposite of that effect (and also her friends jade and john are free from their respective planets and excited to meet her)

The striders fortnight dance but incorrectly, they try to get the dances perfect but they fail horribly. Dave tries to floss but just looks like a fish out of water, and dirks orange justice is just not in-sync and his hand movements are off. John *who has mastered most fortnight dances* finds it very funny to watch the boys fail.

notedchampagne:

VDCBSIBCUIDALSOBCBUIDASCSDAYUGHJ ANON WHO ARE YOU  

THATS THE MOST CANON THING IVE EVER HEARD i love you
also despite their bad dancing they still do it thrice a week and every time they dab rose threatens to yeet someone if they dont stop