have forces dirk to call him have specifically in lowercase in order to inconvenience him. he refuses to let Dirk call him something stupid (unlike have which is fucking great and is pronounced in exactly the most inconveniencing way possible) like Halve, or Haldave or Davehal because he’s 50% asshole bird 50% asshole robot 20% luck 10% fame 100% reason to remember the name
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