i have. the most intense homestuck theory. just you wait for this shit
get ready….your strife specibi is reflective of ur sexuality
“but OP what the fuck does that mean” well let me tell u. depending on how ur weapon works/is used in battle, it can mean you’re gay/bi/pan/etc. examples:
ONE WEAPON, USES BOTH HANDS (hammer, chainsaw, katana, etc) : gay/lesbian
“what about dave’s broken sword and vriska’s (multiple) D8” well buddy sexuality is a complex deal, and a very important part of what makes someone who they are. dave and vriska have fragmented weapons which parallels their uncertainty about who they truly are as individuals, past a basic sexual orientation level. you could read this as “trauma is fucked up and fucks w/ you and also makes you have weird weapons in a virtual game” and/or “dave and vriska…trans”. either way i’m right
if in homestuck the beginning of the alpha kid apocalypse is 11/11/11 skyrim will have had a chance to come out and circulate but it might not have had a chance to get released more than once, whereas the beta kids never got to play skyrim or minecraft
actually on further evaluation the world doesnt fully end until the 2020s when the usa government and media fully meld and everything just collapses and in the buildup media gets widely countercultural and rebellious and the layers of irony pile up so yknow what we’re actually probably well on track so im going to revise this
roxy and dirk know about more re releases of skyrim than us
do they know if another good fallout game came out or did the apocalypse happen to compensate for that
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