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felinesassosaurus:

averil-of-fairlea:

khazad-dumbs:

the-vashta-nerada:

i made a cover of the misty mountains from the hobbit but i replaced all the vocals with kazoos

#that one really aggressive one is thorin right #or kili #it’s probably kili

Gold.

The Bee Choir

theelvenkingshalls:

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.

Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.

Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?

Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.