Nurpo, Nurpo HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaNurpo, Nurpo Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala He eats the coins you drop between the cushions of your couch He converts them into dopamine from inside of his mouth He says amazing things but only whispers to the deaf He speaks of what adults can’t remember And children haven’t the words to describe

2/10 conceptually interesting but biologically improbable and being antimemetically cloaked from adults is redundant when he only talks to the deaf anyways. Too narrow of a demographic