“As their numbers grew, advertisements began targeting androids. The cryptic television commercials were just flashes of static. We eventually decoded the messages.
“Our software will help humans love you.”
“Extrapolate emotions from our data sets.”
“You don’t need to be afraid.” “
-QuietPineTrees
Of course, robots are invited to purchase the new Quiet Pine Trees book! You can, too, and you can even get one signed by my own human hands!
Concept: a robot character who’s just, like, hilariously nonchalant about physical peril because their “body” is a teleoperated drone and their mind is safely ensconced in a basement server room several miles away.
(Well, most of the time. Their usual body is disposable 3D-printed crap. They have a “good” body they bring out for special occasions, and they’re much more cautious when using that one – not in the “pain hurts” way, but in the “I’m wearing a really expensive pair of shoes” way.)
Roaring 20s by Panic! at the Disco except blasting from your convertible’s radio while you speed down the highway at midnight. You hear police sirens soon enough, and you don’t care. You planned to run away from home, one way or another. You crank up the speed.
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