pta vibe – Page 16 – PTA archive

photos-of-space:

“I know it’s just the simple shadow of our planet, but approaching the terminator gives me an eerie feeling every time. It’s as scary as it is fascinating,” writes European Space Agency (ESA) Astronaut Alexander Gerst on 16 September 2018. Planet Earth photographed from the ISS. [5568 x 3311] [OS]

trickerydickerydock:

I know Venom’s all about being the big guns for external threats–bad guys, wounds, falls that would leave Eddie a pancake, etc–but I would love to see how he deals with internal menaces (other than him)

Common cold: -causes Eddie to produce an entire sneeze-

Venom: I will raze every single-shit-celled one of you assholes

Tapeworm fresh out of a cheap gas station sandwich: -exists-

Venom, tying it in 30 knots before melting it: Try me you legless bitch

Pollen: -sparks the first 0.0001% of an allergic reaction-

Venom, completely rewiring Eddie’s biological makeup from the neck up: THIS PLACE IS A GODDAMN MESS I CAN’T WORK LIKE THIS

xeniawarriorprincesa:

twinklepowderysnow:

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

a-magpie-witchling:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.

Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.

I CHOKED

darthtella:

lumos5001:

most underrated Doctor

And this, my friends, is why you never skip nine!

stallio:

spent about an hour cruising through that glitch town on google street view last night. usually street view glitches are fleeting, isolated things, but this one goes for miles and miles! and the data is from 2007!

ratguzzler:

wumblr:

wumblr:

why is bob ross… monetized. like can anybody seriously give me an explanation for why target carries like four bob ross products now

rat guzzler, after several minutes of staring at this message you’ve dredged up the Bob Ross Chia Pet from deep within the recesses of my memory, but like, i think the question i was trying to ask is who owns bob ross now

god and jesus

iilluussoorr:

René Magritte – Le Blanc-Seing

spookyccino:

tia-the-silver-ninja:

punk-rock-pidgey:

swimmingferret:

chyna-r:

silenthill:

chyna-r:

silenthill:

imagine a crocodile with horse-like legs… unstoppable… i would love to ride one o’ those into battle

are you..high

….carry on

Fun fact these ‘crocodile cousins’ with ‘horse-like legs’ existed and was known as a ‘sabre-toothed cat in armour’ due to it’s speed out of water and long fangs. There was the ‘DogCroc’ ( Araripesuchus wegeneri) and ‘BoarCroc’ (Kaprosuchus). The DogCroc (featured above) was only around the size of a small dog, with its skull easily fitting into the palm of someones hand. It lived during the Lower Cretaceous-Upper Cretaceous period;

*Comparison of a DogCroc’s skull to a Sarcosuchus skull. (Sarcosuchus is the largest known crocodile species and was large enough it could even prey upon a T-Rex and could weigh up to ten tonnes and be over forty feet long.)

However the BoarCroc (Kaprosuchus) was twenty-foot long and could gallop across land and preyed upon dinosaurs.

That’s a fucking dragon

Y

Yeah

and here I was thinking of a crocodile with literal horse legs like some kind of fool

crocinabox:

ohhhh…