*writes a book where every character is a thinly veiled humanstuck*
this isnt a funnypost im actually writing a novel! its called “victoria maribeaux is an oxymoron” and its about the mysterious disappearance of vriska-allegory victoria maribeaux and the subsequent questioning of twelve people she knew, told in the style of police interview transcripts. the challenge is “how homestuck can i make it before getting arrested for plagiarism”
twelve people questioned, listed by degrees of separation:
-ariana maribeaux, age 20 (victoria’s sister)
-theresa “tess” pinkman, age 16 (victoria’s girlfriend)
-jonathan ramstadt, age 17 (victoria’s ex-boyfriend)
-roxanne “roxy” la salle, age 17 (victoria’s neighbor)
-carter van harriston, age 15 (victoria’s biology partner)
-reneé merriam, age 18 (victoria’s AP us history tutor)
-nellie lee-jones, age 15 (the game master of victoria’s dungeons and dragons group)
-mina nedjem, age 19 (victoria’s fellow swim team member)
-travis nordstrom, age 16 (sits two seats away from victoria in american literature)
-ava fellisman, age 16 (got into a car accident with victoria in sophomore year)
-alex mcClaire, age 18 (got paid 25$ by victoria to jailbreak her iphone in the eighth grade)
contrary to appearances victoria maribeaux is NOT the focus of this story. the focus is the task of the policewoman that interviews them (jane crandall) to make sure all their stories of the week leading up to victoria’s disappearance match up
for everybody curious about how i disguised the names:
Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.
GOD BLESS.
I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY
when the capitalists die out either thru global warming or revolution will we be able to start homegrown internet
been reading about dual power and how to grow my own tomatoes and i’m wondering how and if we’ll be able to start commie internet lol
like obviously the internet is this huge electric capitalist controlled hardware infrastructure thing so after all that shuts down is there a way to do it ourselves lol
i want to come home from a hard day on the communal allotment, kiss my Wife, crank up my generator, and start sharing meams!
GOOD NEWS: the homegrown commie internet is in the works! Across the world, people fighting against censorship and for a more democratic internet are building mesh networks (meshnets) of long-range wifi (LoRa)
Since wifi is just a standard for sending data through radio waves, and radio waves can go a pretty long way if you use ‘em right, it’s not that difficult to connect two computers by wifi from across town. Then you just keep adding more computers to the network and you’ve got internet!
As for sharing fresh mëmês, the network to go to is Scuttlebutt. Unlike most social media, Scuttlebutt posts are stored on your computer and sent directly to your friends’ computers (rather than being stored on the cloud and sent to a central server). It works just fine over traditional internet, but you can also view and interact with it offline, and it has protocols for connecting over any means that two computers can share information – that includes LoRa, as well as hardwired connections, sneakernet (basically mailing a USB stick back and forth), etc
What that means is you always know that your info is just as safe as the network it’s sent on and the computer that receives it – no one even theoretically has the ability to collect and sell it all. And, since it’s all run on your computer, there’s no servers to go down or companies to go out of business that could destroy the whole thing
You can read more about this kind of stuff here (or here if it’s cloudy in Barcelona)!
there’s also the work being done by the DCPT, left-behind Detroiters meshing together their neighborhoods to share overpriced high-speed connections among the community and producing these good good educational documents, especially this rad resource page. building meshnets to share a global uplink is very similar to building meshnets for the purpose of intracommunication and these resources are useful in both cases