imagine the kind of discourse that would go down on the Foundation intranet though. even better, imagine regular discourse finding its way in. imagine several O5s throwing down in the Overseer group chat about Pennywise the fucking clown
Senior staff trying to understand the difference between sex and gender because it actually matters to containing this shit.
several tabs open as they lean their heads on the desk and try to get all the terminology correct because a week ago they though sex = gender and gender = 2 things and now their Whole World is a lie
“So that’s why a statistically non-insignificant number of male researchers also die a little when they see Clef!”
“so that’s why there’s that one “female” researcher who gets on pretty well with Clef and doesn’t seem to get what the big deal is!”
Several staff, many of whom were only reading the intranet thread as a formality and have never even met Clef, coming to Important Realizations about themselves
Heartfelt self-care threads, grizzled old agents very confused and mildly critical of yet inexplicably drawn to said self-care threads, low-level researchers who have only ever worked at very boring sites confused by the urgency of said self-care threads
In the echo chamber, a few specific pieces of media become extremely popular – everybody who knows anything is extremely familiar with House MD, the Narnia books, golden-age Bollywood, and The Art of War, and listens primarily to folk metal and K-pop – but this media culture doesn’t correspond to any “nerd” or “normal” culture the outside world would recognize
Obscure intra-Foundation memes
Tag: SCP Foundation
Welcome to the Antimemetics Division.
No, this is not your first day.
Dr. Jack “Oh God No” Bright, and Andrea “team mom 2.0″ Adams
i cant remember how to draw humans so please bear with me
I don’t know how to describe what my reaction is when I see Containment Procedures shortened to “”“ConProcs”“” but it is visceral and It Is Bad
Visceral Cringe
@perelka-l said: Who….. Even does this ……what…..
people who take the SCP Foundation way too seriously, &/or people trying to be Cool and In The Know but who don’t realise that they sound like an elderly grandparent trying to Relate to the Youths
me, walking into the briefing room pulling my pants up so high they’re practically at my nipples, my big clumpy old man shoes fully visible, socks pulled right up to my knees: how’s it going, fellow youths? we got a lot of funky shit to do with those uh, skips today, you feel me? haha you uh, mood that? big feels, am i right? anyway, if you yeet your folders over to page 17 you can see the uh, conprocs for this skipper, big ol skipper boi, just take a look at that and come join me at the cell yeah? [dabs as i leave the room]
if it’s not the Old Researcher saying this to Relate to the Youths it’s the trigger-happy young agent fresh out of training who swallowed the rulebook and is dying to amnesticate an entire village
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