i do not think it would be very fun to play video games with taako
but i do think he looks great with dark hair
[image description: three drawings of Taako, a skinny elf with brown freckled skin and dark brown hair. He has a gap between his two front teeth and in the first two drawings, his hair is chin-length. In the first drawing, he’s sitting on a couch, playing video games with an earbud headset on. He’s wearing a white tank top and dark shorts, and is grinning as he says, “Ha! You suck at this. Oh fuck off!!” In the next two drawings, he’s drawn from the shoulder up. In one, he’s smiling happily and in the other, his hair is in a long thick braid over his shoulder and he’s looking downwards a little glumly.]
Chapters: 12/? Fandom: The Adventure Zone (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kravitz/Taako (The Adventure Zone), Barry Bluejeans/Lup, Lup & Taako (The Adventure Zone) Characters: Taako (The Adventure Zone), Lup (The Adventure Zone), Kravitz (The Adventure Zone), Barry Bluejeans, Davenport (The Adventure Zone), the IPRE crew – Character Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, IPRE kravitz, Fluff and Angst, that thing where twins pretend to be one person, The Stolen Century, Slow Burn, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, well maybe not enemies, but definitely ‘i don’t like this person’, stowaway au Summary:
The IPRE will only accept one of them. Taako makes sure that it’s Lup. Lup makes sure he’s along for the ride anyway. They don’t realize until after the Starblaster leaves just how crucial of a decision that was, with their home plane devoured behind them and the threat of being separated forever only narrowly avoided.
They’re together, but the future that’s stretches endlessly ahead of them now isn’t exactly inviting.
Some of their crewmates aren’t making this any easier.
Magnus, in Refuge: Listen, either they die or we forget about them, so, either way. ..
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Griffin: It’s like an airlock in a spaceship
Travis: Which of course we’ve been in before.
Griffin, very nervously: ….no? probably- probably not…
Clint: Maybe in the backstory!
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Magnus, indignant for all the wrong reasons: Hey, we don’t know shit about history! We don’t even remember where we are right now!
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Taako in Rockport Limited: It’s BARRY. How quickly you forget, huh?“
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Travis after the first inoculation, in Moonlighting: Did we remember anything about the umbrella we found in the dungeon or any of that?
Griffin: No.
Travis: Huh.
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Magnus: “I go and stand where he (the drifting mysterious incorporeal red spectre) is, and I jump around like ‘hey guys look I’m in a red robe!”
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Travis: hey, are the voidfish’s powers like…selective?
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Griffin, dodging like crazy: I mean, I imagine Barry’s voice sounds pretty different when he’s engulfed in flames.
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Griffin in The Eleventh Hour: I imagine it’d be very disorienting, dying like that and then not dying.
Taako, nonchalant: Just another day at the office, baby.
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BONUS from Rockport Limited; i just know this one was a two-year-long brick joke thanks griff
Jenkins: Remember, don’t leave anything behind, and you can’t take anything.
Magnus: Well, except memories.
Jenkins: The memories will be obliterated…no, no, no. I’m kidding. Nothing could destroy memories.
This is blatant “Merle: So was the Red Robe Guy [the statue in Refuge] real ugly? Is that why he doesn’t have a face?” erasure as he is literally roasting his friend.
There came a time when, a couple of weeks into February, they found themselves in Indrid’s Winnebago again.
It was a cramped space, but they made do: Aubrey perched on the countertop, Duck squeezed onto the little half-couch with Indrid, Ned sat on the arm of the driver’s seat and bitched about it the whole time. All of them held mugs of warm nog. It was growing on them, like the man who gave it to them. After the funicular train, they’d realized that Indrid was more useful than they’d thought – and perhaps, too, he could be a good ally. A friend. It was hard to offend someone when they had a few extra moments to prepare for whatever bullshit you were going to say. Between the three of them, they had a lot of bullshit to spare.
Besides. Indrid seemed to like them, anyway. Poor guy was probably lonely, out here in the woods by himself.
Aubrey took a sip of her nog and slowly wove a ribbon of fire between her fingers. It was a control exercise someone in Sylvaine had taught her; from the looks of it, the exercise seemed to be working. The fire looked like one of those Chinese dragon puppets, but in miniature. Its light flickered off Indrid’s opaque glasses. “So, Indrid,” she said casually.
The man looked up. “Hm?” he said.
“What’s the weirdest vision you’ve ever had?”
Ned chuckled, and winced a bit, shifting where he sat on the chair’s arm. That had to be uncomfortable. “Yeah, see anything… wild?” he said, grinning. “Anything worldshaking, or crazy? Anything… risqué?”
Aubrey choked on her eggnog. “God, Ned, don’t be gross,” Duck muttered.
Indrid, though, didn’t seem offended. If anything, he seemed to be taking Ned seriously. “Well, I’ve had quite a few,” he said in his soft, polite voice, smiling placidly. “I’ve ignored the ones that don’t, well, have worse implications down the line, but I can see nearly everything if I focus hard enough. For example, I -”
Ned shifted again on the chair’s arm, slid back too far, and fell down into the driver’s seat with a yelp.
“I saw that coming,” Indrid said stoically. Duck snorted with laughter.
Ned grumbled something rude and rearranged himself in the driver’s seat. “Thanks for the warning, mothboy,” he said, but with no real heat. “But c’mon, Indrid – don’t tell me you’ve never seen anything interesting, or -”
“Something you couldn’t explain,” Duck said. Aubrey nodded in agreement.
“You ever see the Kennedy assassination coming?” Ned said.
“Yes, actually,” Indrid said, the smile stiff on his face. “It went poorly.” The air went a little tense in the Winnebago. Duck patted him on the shoulder.
“But really. I’m just curious,” Aubrey said again.
Indrid took a deep breath, and let it out through his nose. The smile slowly faded from his face. “Well,” he said, and paused.
He suddenly stood up and set his nog on the counter. Aubrey tugged it away from the edge, and watched as the man drifted towards a far wall of the Winnebago. Here the dust lay thicker on his sketches, and they seemed wild and frantic – the edges of each shape shaky, as if half-glimpsed through dream and just barely pulled back to reality. His long fingers skimmed over the pages and riffled through. “Once,” Indrid said, and paused.
The three watched him in rapt silence. He peeled back the sketches until he reached an old one, drawn on a yellowed paper napkin, and gently tugged it loose from its pin.
“Once,” he said again, with his back still to them, “I saw seven birds.”