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in-fucking-credible

“you have to pay us more now because we burnt your fucking house down”

step 1: adopt negligent and unsafe business practices
step 2: burn down california 
step 3: get sued by customers for burning down california
step 4: make the customers cover the costs of your lawsuits???????

step 5: go into the customers’ own homes and personally fuck their wives

Big Bill Hell’s Investor Owned Utility Company

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We certainly wouldn’t want a corporation to go under just because it ruined thousands of people’s lives

stephendann:

pianopadawan:

forcedintostarwars:

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi