PTA archive

tundrakatiebean:

halloween-trash:

He having a splosh

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Person filming: There – there’s a bigger one there, mate. Don’t want to ruin your day or nothing.

pumpkinsforsale:

Casting director: we need the voice of pikachu to be a recognized name. It’s going to be tough to find a respectable actor wh

Ryan Reynolds: ME

Ryan Reynolds: I’LL DO IT

Ryan Reynolds: PIKA PIKA MOTHER FUCKER

pencilcat:

quick doodle of Glory for Wings of Fire fans

bianchee:

mood

africanaquarian:

barbieprivilege:

hotgirltori:

hotgirltori:

hotgirltori:

just saw something so surreal….

a black woman was talking about how performative white liberals are on twitter when they tweet about their racist family member but never do anything in real life and a white woman responded “some of us have anxiety Karen”

#there’s something especially putrid about being both spineless And arrogant

just say you’re a weak bitch and go

“anxiety” tuh. but they ain’t got anxiety when y’all wanna yell at the coloreds to vote democrat

queer-cosette:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!”

Tumblr’s new thing of not including the op’s url when something’s reblogged directly from the source is going to one day give me a heart attack

rariatoo:

poyo

worldsworstfather:

the fact that lights don’t start flickering ominously and short-circuiting whenever i’m upset is maximally unsexy and not at all excellent if you ask me

logisticbumm:

shedoshebest:

skazuhira-miller:

a stealth game where the hardmode is your character has to constantly be wearing the loudest flip flops ever

This is to the counterpart to that ‘horror game where the only light is your light up shoes’ post.

Please don’t show either of these posts to Hideo Kojima

cowmart:

blorp